remember when fox news put egypt next to iran
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
Kanye the type to use a masterball on himself, because no one is more legendary than him.
there can only be one
oh no my shadow came off better try to stick it back on with
some fucking soap
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV
so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe
I’m scared that I’m not myself in here, and I’m scared that I am.